bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
I really have little respect for people that shop in the last 20 minutes of closing, more so the last 5 minutes, but this also goes for any job. Until you work retail, you have no reason to tell me I shouldn’t say that.
I FUCKING FEEEEEEL U
the last 15 minutes
and if you don’t fucking tip, oh dear lord you are fucking satan
It’s even worse when they can’t tip. You just have to politely wait on them to finish, check them out, smile and tell them to have a good (fucking) night.